EDDIE IZZARD - Dress to kill
Jesus: "Look dad; I went down there, told them to hang out, drink wine, they split up into
different groups - Catholics, Protestants, Jesuits, Methodists, Evangelicals, Free
Presbyterians, the Locked-Up Presbyterians, The Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick
Makers. The Mormons are from Mars, Dad, we've had it checked out."
God: "And what does the Holy Ghost think of all this?"
Jesus: "He's useless, Dad. Got a sheet over his head these days."
Holy Ghost: "Whoooo...Holy Ghost! Holy Ghost! Holy Gho-o-o-ost!"
Jesus: "Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby-Doo."
Holy Ghost: "I would've succeeded if it wasn't for that pesky God and Jesus fellas."i am always saying Jeezy Chreezy
just a touch less blasphemous
BLASPHEME
BLASPHEYOU